oh what a joy boys
its never too late
to put your side chick
WHAT
in her place
I went to her crib yesterday
she made me plate
and y’all know I ate (wink wink)
she put that lingerie on thinking ima stay
(giggles obnoxiously like a man)
i told her hey hey hey
you know I got my wife
but nonetheless shawty looked great
I took my time and she
relaxed every muscle I was slumped
she felt like cheesecake
on my tongue
soft and creamy
she whispered in my ear
baby you got me steamy
I entered the gates and flooded immediately
we fell asleep in this position lord the indecency
her son came in and said
mom can I have some jelly beans…
OMGGEE IS THIS MY DADDY
yall between us
we gotta be lowkey
but jit
looked just like me
I looked at the time and my my my
I was late to make it back home
but I think I’m in love (I said to myself)
she told her son
this my friend he just
came to fix the pipe
he fell asleep on top of me
it must’ve been the wine
you came in at a perfect time
he had another job to do but I was first in line
the child was only 3 but it’s like
he discerned the times he walked away
after the first rhyme
I paused and kissed his mami on lips
thinking ouuuu this bih too slick
she just tried my wife
and she rhymed
this woman really said first in line
I gathered my belongings and looked at her like I was pissed
you not first all you got was some ick
and a dictionary
your restricted vocabulary
got me only doing missionary
work harder, why you ain’t tell me I was that baby’s father
now I gotta go here’s $80 take my son to see a show
but I gotta go
and I can’t come back here no more
face too pretty curves too smooth
and you tried my lady and that won’t do
she looked at me like yeah that’s cool
now what’re you going to tell your lady fool
you looking at me like bouta drool
i told the bih I got it
you not bouta take me to school
I stayed past 1AM
in relationship life that’s a no especially not tonight
but see my wife
she knows I’m a rooster and I got my hens
but y’all know I gotta pretend
i should’ve took an excuse from my baby
but for her to know she up on game
will have me feeling crazy
so this the story we going with …
one of y’all got shot
OK FRIENDS?!
and I had to go and defend
he left them and went home again
my side chick is my wife
we role play to keep the feeling alive
y’all reading this like I was a bad guy
but to keep it real if my wife wasn’t my wife
but my side
she would’ve been put in check
cause I spend my dime
ole sexy ass would make shoot one of you
so I can keep all that’s mine
Cheaters and liars do prosper sometimes so get you a man that actually submits to JESUS so you’re not stuck out here getting played by a man who think he got it made
a wife he treats as a maid and a shorty that gets paid to be his slave
you’re a queen and you deserve all the diamond rings
if that’s your thing
but if you’re a side chick use protection
and at least a balloon ❤️
STRESS HIM OUT 😝